I arrived around sunset, and after dumping my bags in my room, I met this guy Tom in the computer room. We were both traveling alone and in Florence for the same duration, so we decided to stick together. We headed to a place called Kitsch for aperitivo (the Italian equivalent of Spanish tapas), but not before Tom found another Brit named Ian smoking on the terrace. So, we three headed down the street to stuff ourselves with food. nom nom nom.
After aperitivo, we headed down to a street filled with bars, and it just so happened we stumbled onto a karaoke bar. A handful of drunk Brits and Americans making the Italian’s ears bleed? hell yeah. At the karaoke bar, Ian gave what must have been the best Elvis impression I’ve seen. Ever. He’s a performer you see? A frontman drummer and singer for a Country Reggae duo in Sheffield. A strange combination, but it works.
Before last call (it’s 2am in Italy), we made it to a Mexican bar, where we ordered a pitcher of margarita in the most obscenely large glass. The waitress was nice enough to take a picture of us three drunkards. Unfortunately, the tequila gave us some nasty hangovers the next day. Or it could have been from the road sodas, tower of beer, bourbon, wine, and rum.

the gigantic margerita
Ian departed early the next day to go check out the Ferrari factory. Rather than spending the day indoors at museums, Tom and I wandered the majority of the city. It was an absolutely splendid day, the sun was shining, and it was warm enough to be out in a tee shirt. We headed up to the top of the town, a hill called Campeggia Michelangelo, but not before seeing the most incredible sight. Occasionally the police drive through streets (duh), but as the police approached where we were standing, all people on the sidewalk selling fake goods picked up all their shit, and began acting as if they were just passing through. As soon as the police had passed, they laid all their things back out.

my partner in crime

scuffling to hide counterfeit goods

the view from the top of the hill
Later on, we had a incredibly fantastic dinner, a few bottles of wine, then a waffle covered in nutella. mmm, la dolce vita is quite sweet indeed. We met up with the others in Tom’s room at a cute little bar, then acted rowdy in the streets.
The next day, Tom, I, the Aussies and South Africans staying in the same room as Tom parted ways, and I headed to the Uffizi museum, I felt kind of obligated to. Fantastic collection, but I wish the captions had more info about the piece than when it was added to the collection.



































